Every year around this time, people write parodies surrounding the song The Twelve Days of Christmas. Because I just got out of the hospital and will be going back in right after Christmas, I thought this was fitting. For the most part, it is accurate as well.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My doctor gave to me
Twelve trigger point injections,
Eleven ketamine infusions,
Ten uncurled toes,
Nine days in the hospital,
Seven PT sessions,
Six morning rounds,
Five colorful balloons,
Four singing pumps,
Three hospital bracelets,
Two epidural catheters,
And a large chance for remission!
I had fun writing this and hopefully, it'll be good for a few laughs!
***Note: I do not own the original lyrics!***